Two items of interest today:

1) I just realized that my 21st birthday will be on a Monday. Isn’t that the absolute worst day to have a 21st? Wow. That’s really funny, but only because I don’t plan on going out and drinking. ‘Cause if that was my plan, I’d be incredibly pissed.

2) I just thought of the BEST last name for Claude. Ladies and gentlemen, he will now be known as Claude Longscrew. Worship him. He is a god.

That is all.