Things I did today that had nothing to do with getting ready for college:

1. Thought up quite a few reasons why sex is better than fishing (despite the fact that I am unskilled in both). My best reason was that the concept of “throwing back the little ones” applied to both activities.
2. Realized that this is my 100th post and spent a few minutes re-reading my old ones. What a random little life I lead!
3. Cursed Rube Goldberg for all that I’m worth (which is about $0.75).
4. Lost a considerable amount of time trying to fix our printer when I know good and well that it is the devil.
5. Played with my new Lego friends (Gregory is facing charges of vehicular manslaughter!).
6. Pondered who came up with that damn “when a tree falls in a forest…?” question. I hate that mutha!
7. While typing this into Microsoft Word (as I always do before posting nowadays), I checked Word’s possible spellings of the word mutha, which included “moth”, “mother”, “Murtha”, “moths”, and “math”.
8. Cursed math for all that I’m worth.
9. Wondered why, when I copy and paste this into my blogging area, all the apostrophes disappear.
10. Found out the Zodiac signs of the entire “Whose Line is it Anyway?” crew.
11. Watched “Full House” cause absolutely nothing else was on.
12. Set my “current mood” to “quixotic”, because really–when am I ever gonna be quixotic ever again?
13. Typed this list.