Category Archives: News

“Hell no! Hell no! Hell noooooooooooo!”

Way too catchy. I never thought I’d be singing about Michael Jackson’s death in the shower.

Yay Obama!

WOO!

Finally, a democrat is back in the White House.

Let’s see what you can do, Obama. I wish you luck.

This just in: water in water pipes = problem

“Plumbing store’s inventory destroyed by flooding.”

Okay, seriously, does anyone else find that really funny? Wouldn’t you think that out of all the possible inventories that could be destroyed by flooding, the stuff from a freaking plumbing store would survive the damage? “Ugh, these pipes got water in them…we’re screwed! And these bathtubs? Now that they’ve held water there’s no way we can sell them. And oh man, our sponge department got ruined!”

I feel sorry for the owner, and I know that plumbing supplies and whatnot can get ruined if water gets on the OUTSIDE, but I still laughed for like 15 minutes when I saw this on the news.

And now I can’t do anything even remotely productive for the rest of the night, ‘cause that is just too funny to me.
Analysis of my music library to come later, promise.

Mr. Gorbachev, first put your pants back on, then we’ll talk about the wall, okay?

Yeah. So by now, you’ve probably heard about the shootings that happened here. It’s pretty late at night when I’m typing this up, and from what I’ve heard (or not heard, I guess) everyone I know in Moscow’s okay, so if you’re not from here and are wondering, there ya go.

I feel the mood must be lightened.