BEGONE, USELESS DRIVEL!

(I’m really hyper, sorry)

1. Of the five weekdays, which is the easiest to get through?
I’ve always liked Tuesdays. It’s a running day, so it’s off to a good start, and it’s early enough in the week that you still feel like you have time to accomplish stuff if you’re super busy. The only bad thing about Tuesdays is that they precede Wednesdays. Wednesday is probably my least favorite weekday.

2. Which of the five little piggies is the most bizarrely characterized?
I don’t know if it’s necessarily a bizarre characterization, but the one that went “wee, wee, wee” all the way home is the most intriguing. Where’s he going home from? The market? Did he escape? WHY YOU SQUEALING, BRO, THEY’LL FIND YOU AND CATCH YOU

3. Of fire, earth, metal, water, and wood, from which do you draw your power?
WHERE IS AIR I’M AN AIR SIGN GODDAMMIT
Well, of the elements listed, I’m going with fire. Mainly because 1) it’s the element associated with my Chinese zodiac year of birth, and 2) FIRE = RAGE

4. Haribo Gummy Bears come in five flavors: pineapple (white), strawberry (green), raspberry (red), lemon (yellow) and orange (orange). Which is your favorite?
They all taste the same to me.

5. Which of the five basic tastes (sweetness, sourness, bitterness, saltiness, and savoriness) best describes your personality?
I’d say savory. Do I exist as a separate taste? Or am I an amalgamation of salty and sweet? Am I overwhelming? DO YOU WANT ME????