IT’S ANOTHER SURVEY I’M SO SORRY


To be fair, though, I’m going through my old blog archives and I used to do these WAY more frequently, hahaha.

do you think it’s weird for someone to have never tried soda?
Nope. I’d actually belong to the “never tried soda” category except for the fact that I’m pretty sure I accidentally tried Sprite or some other clear soda when I was a kid (I thought it was water. It was not water. It was terrible, haha).

is there any foreign film you recommend?
Yes! The Triplets of Belleville. I had to be sleep-deprived for an EEG back in 10th grade and I watched this in like hour 23 of no sleep. It was a trip, hahaha. 99% of it has no dialogue, and 99% of that 1% of dialogue is song.

do you have the same religious beliefs as your parents?
One of my parents, yes. I think.

which floor of your house/building are you on now?
I’M IN MY OFFICE OH GOD

are there any maps hanging in your room?
Not at home, no, but I have this “map” of the Mandelbrot Set in my office.

are you often a third wheel? or is someone a third wheel to you?
A third wheel stabilizes things. I don’t stabilize anything. I’m like the fifth wheel in a group.

what’s the last dvd you bought?
That is a fantastic question. No idea.

tell me about your favorite pair of jeans.
I’m not much of a jeans person, but I have a pretty cool pair from…I can’t remember what store, haha…but they’re kind of retro and bell-bottomed.

would you ride a motorcycle if given the chance? (or have you?)
I don’t think I’d want to.

is your hair healthy?
My hair is a menace.

if a hotel offered free breakfast in bed, what would you order?
Probably what I used to get at The Pantry: eggs, bacon, biscuit.

how often do you take a train?
Like, an actual train? I’ve never been on an actual train. I’ve taken LRT in the form of the Sky Train and the C-Train, though.

what’s your favorite led zeppelin song?
“Immigrant Song” is good.

does your home have a balcony/deck/porch?
Yup!

what does your closet/wardrobe say about you?
That I’m not afraid to wear bright, bold colors.

do you enjoy theatre?
Sure.

how would you feel about traveling abroad alone?
I hate traveling.

how do you treat yourself?
Like I deserve: poorly.

do you have an interesting passport?
As in, does my passport have a lot of stamps? It did back when they’d stamp your passport at the border. They don’t seem to do that anymore. I don’t think I have any stamps in either of my passports.

are you going to pursue a career according to what you enjoy?
Already doing it!

what happens to your old clothes?
Define “old.” I still have some clothes from high school that I wear.

what’s your favorite frozen treat?
I’ve always liked Klondike Bars, but cold stuff hurts my teeth now.

who supports you financially?
Me!

if you wanted to go to the movie cinema, how would you get there?
I’d walk. There’s a Cineplex (?) at Market Mall.

how many pillows are on your bed?
One on the couch (which is basically my bed, haha), two on the bed bed.

would you pay more for organic food?
Meh.

have you ever had a crush on a sibling’s friend or a friend’s sibling?
Don’t have a sibling.

do you prefer being awake after everyone goes to bed or before they get up?
I do both, hahaha. I have problems.

how would you make friends in a quiet class?
I DON’T NEED FRIENDS I AM ROBOT

are you generally a quick learner?
For most things, I’d say, yes.

what’s your favorite spot to read?
On the treadmill.

did you know that buddha is not considered a god to buddhists?
Yup. “If you see Buddha in the road, kill him.”

do you save tickets from movies, etc.?
I think I still have my ticket from “Watchmen” back in 2008. But that’s it.

teach me something in another language.
Like how to say something? The French word for “misfortune” is “malheur,” which is super close to the spelling of my last name and is pronounced the same way, malheureusement (unfortunately).

what type of music do you like and why?
Anything that has a good beat, gives a good vibe, brings on the frisson, or  makes me cry.

if you randomly want to eat something in the house, do you eat it or wait?
Depends on what it is.

who knows the most about you (besides yourself)?
My mom.

do you have a nervous habit? (e.g. biting nails, tapping feet, smoking)
I have many. Let’s not get into that.

how’s your favorite pro sports team doing lately?
This is not a question you should ask Mets fans.

would you be/are you a good role model to a younger sibling?
I don’t have any siblings, but I like to think I’d be a decent role model.

What sayest thou? Speak!