Y’ALL READY TO SEE WHAT KIND OF GARBAGE YOU GET WHEN CLAUDIA CAN’T THINK OF A BLOG POST?????

Hi.

A while back, I promised that I would type up and post a story that I wrote back in 4th grade because nothing’s more embarrassing than having to read old crap that you wrote back when you thought you had talent, right?

And this blog is all about my embarrassing moments, right?

So.

Consider this the “preamble” post I guess.

Background: I don’t know where I got the inspiration for this stupid story, but I remember writing it in a purple journal back in 4th grade. It remains the longest thing I’ve ever written by hand (that is, not typed), which is kind of sad, but also kind of expected, as I learned to type in 7th grade and never looked back when it came to how I wrote up my stories.

I also never came up with a title for it, so I’m calling it “The Fourth Grade Story.” Which I guess is a little bit appropriate because the narrator is a fourth-grader.

Anyway, I’m going to post it chapter by chapter with no edits. Any misspellings, wrong words, terrible dialogue, awful plot…it’s all going to be in there. Just please remember this is something I wrote in FOURTH GRADE, so the quality is going to be absolutely horrible. I’d like to think I’m a better writer now than I was back then, but who knows, haha.

Stay tuned for the first chapter tomorrow!

OH, I’ll also put a list of links to each chapter here in case any of you are masochists and actually want to read this garbage.

Chapter 1

BYE!