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Also: a survey!

1. Rosehip tea: Which book did you love when you were younger?
How young are we talking, here? Because I’ve loved The Caine Mutiny since the first time I read it, which was back when I was twelve, so…

2. Oolong tea: Which book series could you read again?
I am slowly re-reading all The Baby-Sitters Club books in between my “adult” books, because 1) they’re like $4 each on Kindle and 2) I have autonomy and can read what I want.

3. Rooibos: What is one of your favourite books?
The Caine Mutiny is still my #1. The Great Gatsby is up there, too.

4. Strawberry tea: Tell me about your first kiss, if you had one.
We were at a drag show. We were both in drag. “Sex Tonight” was blasting over the speakers. It was inevitable, really.

5. Apple tea: Tell me about your first break up, if you had one.
No.

6. Earl Grey: Which countries have you visited?
Canada (before I moved here), Sweden, Finland, England.

7. Chai: Where do you want to travel next?
I don’t like traveling anymore, but I’ll always be happy to go back to Moscow. I already miss it and I was just there like a week ago.

8. Darjeeling: What languages do you speak?
English and a bit of French.

9. Hop tea: Do you have a favourite tea? Which one?
See this blog.

10. Herbal tea: Which person would you chose to travel the world with?
I don’t want to travel the world.

11. Nettle tea: Are you jealous on a person? Why?
Yes. Because I’m garbage and everyone else is better than me.

12. Ice tea: Do you miss somebody? Why?
I sometimes miss having friends.

13. Yellow tea: What shampoo do you use?
Monday.

15. Ceylon tea: Do you have a song you like, but have bad memories with?
Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters.” Beautiful song. Wonderful song. But it remind me of Rob.

16. Hibiscus tea: What is a song you can always hear?
Like…play in my head as if I’m listening to it? Pretty much all of them, haha.

17. Flowering tea: What is a movie you can always watch?
Mystery Men. Apollo 13.

19. Turkish tea: What is your favourite cake?
German chocolate cake, though it’s been a long time since I’ve had any.

20. Green tea: What was the first movie you saw in a cinema?
I have no idea. But the first one I remember seeing in the theater is Toy Story 2, for some reason.

21. Blueberry-Muffin tea: Tell me a memory, which makes you smile.
Noodle Fridays with the gang.

22. Panda tea: Do you have pets? Which one?
Yes! We have a Pepper. She’s wild.

24. Hot chocolate: Do you have (a) stuffed animal(s) sitting in your room? Which one(s)?
Missy Witch Witch is sitting on my suitcase right now.

25. 24 flavors: What is your favourite word?
Syzygy.

26. Jasmin tea: Can you draw / paint? Wanna show me something?
You be the judge.

27. Kombucha: What do you order on a pizza?
Extra olives. I’m cool like that.

28. Cloud tea: Which movie do you want to watch next?
Eh.

29. Gunpowder tea: If you had the chance: would you go to space?
YES

What sayest thou? Speak!