EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA haha just kidding it’s a survey


Same thing, really.

If you had 3 dozen eggs right now, what would you do with them?
Probably put them in the fridge. Then make scrambled eggs over the course of like three months.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
I danced with Rob at night once, does that count?

Is cheese one of your favorite food items?
Cheese freaking rules.

Do you like ham and eggs?
I like eggs, but I don’t like ham.

Do you like the band Atreyu?
I don’t think I’ve ever consciously heard a song of theirs.

They’re amazing aren’t they?
Uh, sure?

Where is your favorite place to go on Tuesday?
Running. I go to a place…in my mind.

Ever listen to Asia?
Again, probably, but not consciously.

Do you like any bands from the 80’s?
Duh.

Ever eat smoked sausage and cabbage?
That sounds gross.

Is this survey pretty grammatically correct so far?
I haven’t been paying attention.

Ever watch SpongeBob or any other Nick shows?
SpongeBob (at least older SpongeBob) is great.

What is your favorite movie and how old is it?
My favorite movie is either Apollo 13 (1995) or Mystery Men (1999).

Do you like any movies from the 80’s?
Again, duh.

What is your favorite flavor of ice cream to eat when it’s cold outside?
The same flavor of ice cream I like when it’s hot. Oreo. Or mint chocolate chip.

What is your favorite character from your current favorite media? It can be from a book, movie, or cartoon.
I am still 100% obsessed with SolarBalls, so I guess that’s what I’m picking from! My favorite character is Uranus. Not just because Uranus is my favorite planet in real life, haha, but because I think he’s a very interesting character. There’s a lot of directions he could go at the moment.

Who is the person you hate more than anything else in the world?
Me.

Ever watch the show Supernatural? If you have, then what’s your favorite episode?
Never seen it.

Ever heard of flavored honey? If so, what’s you’re favorite flavor.
That sounds…weird.

Do you like Kool-Aid?
I didn’t mind it as a kid. I haven’t had it as an adult.

What’s your favorite flavor of Kool-Aid?
I think they all tasted the same to me.

What is your favorite number times 3?
33.

Did that last question stump you?
Nope.

Is duck butter sticky or not?
Sorry, what?

If you could go back in time, what time would you go back to?
LEIBNIZ TIME

Do you remember what your favorite show was when you were little?
I liked TaleSpin quite a lot.

Do they still play that show on TV?
Doubt it. It’s on Disney+ though.

What is your favorite name?
I like the name Hugo.

Is there an unusual way to spell it?
Probably.

Do you own more than 6 stuffed animals?
No, surprisingly.

How many pairs of shoes do you own?
HAHAHAHAHAH KINVARA GRAVEYARD

IF you could change your name to anything in the world, what would it be?
No idea.

Ever been to a professional football/basketball/baseball game?
Yes!

What are your favorite sports teams?
Mets.

What game system do you own if you own one?
I don’t personally own any; Nate has a few.

If communists had wings could they fly?
In Communist Russia, wings use YOU to fly!!!!!

Can you wink?
Yeah.

What about flipping your tongue over?
Yup.

Tired of this quiz yet?
It’s certainly not the best survey I’ve done.

That’s okay because I’m done now.
Yay.

What sayest thou? Speak!