Features include:

• Janky toenails
• Missing toenails
• Weird seasonal tan lines
• Garmin tan line that will never, ever fade
• Chafing tape residue
• Callouses in places that I never thought could have callouses
• At least one Band-Aid somewhere
• Shaved legs for AERODYNAMICS
• Backwards hat for AERODYNAMICS
• Extremely high heart rate spikes when I realize I can’t outrun an angry goose on the path
• Scars from embarrassing falls
• “Running is my whole personality” personality
• The existential angst I keep thinking I can outrun
• CALVES