A – Act your age?
Sometimes. I certainly don’t dress my age.

B – Born on what day of the week?
Tuesday. Full moon. 33rd day of the year with 333 days remaining (it was a leap year).

C – Chore you hate?
I hate hanging up my clothes. Like, that hardly counts as a chore, but I absolutely hate it. Approximately 70% of my clothes are in a monster pile on the back of a chair instead of in the closet right now.

D – Dad’s name?
Robert! But he usually goes by Bob. I call him “Bobert,” haha.

E – Essential makeup item?
Eyeshadow. The gaudier, the better.

F – Favorite actor?
Adam Arkin. Or Hank Azaria.

G – Gold or silver?
Gold.

H – Hometown?
The ‘Scow.

I – Instruments you play?
Uhhhhhh clarinet, flute, oboe, sax, tuba, drum stuff.

J – Job title?
ASSOCIATE PROFESSOR, BITCHES

K – Kids?
Ew. No thanks.

L – Living arrangements?
Condo with husband + cat

M – Mom’s name?
Karen!

N – Need…
To be better.

O – Overnight hospital stays?
Just once, I think, when I had appendicitis in sixth grade. I’ve been to the ER like five hundred times, but that was the only overnight stay, haha.
NO WAIT I LIED. Vancouver, 2011, too.

P – Phobia?
I don’t think I have any legit phobias.

Q – Quote you like?
Peh.

R – Religious affiliation?
Athiest.

S – Siblings?
Nope.

T – Time you wake up?
This varies widely, haha. I’ve been getting up around 7 AM or so lately, but last semester I had to get up a lot earlier because I taught at 8 AM. In the summer, I was getting up at like 2 AM so I could run. So yeah.

U – Unique talent?
Failing at every single thing I do.

V – Vegetable you refuse to eat?
If we’re counting tomatoes as vegetables, tomatoes.

W – Worst habit?
We’re not going there.

X – X-rays you’ve had?
I’ve had a ton of dental x-rays and one x-ray on my lower leg when they thought I had a hairline fracture in my tibia from a game we played in gym.

Y – Yummy food you make?
My broccoli and penne.

Z – Zodiac Sign?
Aquarius, bitches!