So, have you had any bread today? If so, was it good bread? If you haven’t had bread, are you gonna eat some?
I have not had any bread today. I don’t plan on having any bread today.

Who sits in front of you in Math class?
The whole class! THE WHOLE CLASS SITS IN FRONT OF ME, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I teach math)

How many cars can fit in your garage?
Zero. No garage exists.

Do you know anyone who plays the harmonica?
My grandpa did.

Are you currently facing a wall or a window?
Nope.

What was the last flavor of Doritos you ate?
Probably Cool Ranch. I can’t remember the last time I had Doritos.

Have you ever been hypnotized?
Nope.

How long do you tend to hold grudges?
F O R E V E R

Do you say ‘panties’ or ‘underwear’?
Undies.

Do you know who Groucho Marx was?
Yup.

Do you always sit at the same table at lunch or do you switch it up?
I don’t have lunch. Or tables.

Have you ever hit an animal with your car?
Apart from bugs, no.

Do you remember what you wore yesterday?
Yo, I wouldn’t remember what I’m wearing RIGHT NOW if I couldn’t look down and see it.

Do you have friends that are so young you don’t refer to them as friends?
Nope.

What is your favorite sport to watch on TV?
Baseball!

What is your favorite kind of fabric?
Um…I actually don’t know.

Would you consider your voice high, low, or in the middle?
Probably middle-low.

Have you ever been on a gondola lift?
Yes! In the Wallowas.

Do you know anyone who’s been on TV? If so, which show?
Not that I’m aware of.

Do you make a lot of typos or are you pretty good with the keyboard?
I type really fast, so I do make a decent amount of typos.

When you see a pine cone, do you kick it, step on it, or leave it alone?
Leave it alone. 

Are you ever tempted to step on the crunchy leaves?
Not really.

Did you ever have any unreasonable teachers?
Not unreasonable, but some have been tough.

Do you have any lockets with pictures inside?
Nope.

Have you ever been used as a ‘rebound’? How did it go?
Yes. The first one was ick, the second one was ICK, the third one was really good.
(Yes, there have been three times.)

What is your favorite joint to crack?
Knuckles.

When it comes to rappers, do you have any favorites?
Not really.

Which sport are you better at: basketball or tennis?
Hahaha, neither.

Would you rather babysit someone weekly or tutor them weekly?
Preferably neither, but tutoring is better than babysitting.