I feel like ASS so have this exercise survey.

Because.

1. Have you ever wanted to compete in a race or marathon?
Yup. And I have. Though the only “in person” race I’ve done was the Sun Run (10k) in Vancouver back in 2011. I’ve done many virtual races/marathons in the past four years or so, though.

2. If you had to choose one, which activity would you most like to try: rock climbing, surfing, hang gliding or skydiving?
I’ve already done rock climbing and skydiving. I don’t think I’d be a great surfer, so hang gliding.

3. What’s the most extreme exercise you enjoy?
XTREME MENTAL GYMNASTICS
Or weekly marathons. Does weekly marathons count?

4. What specific exercise do you hate most?
I…don’t know, actually. I only do two types of exercise and I’ve been exclusively doing those two types of exercise for years and years now. I used to like cycling, but I don’t know if I’d like that anymore.

5. What makes you most uncomfortable about a gym atmosphere?
The pressure to limit my time on the machines. THIS IS MY TREADMILL, GO AWAY

6. If you could afford to outfit the perfect gym/workout center in your own home, how often do you think you’d actually make use of it?
Every single day. For hours. It would be wonderful.