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Have you ever been enrolled in private school?
Technically St. Mary’s was a private Catholic school, so yes.

What is the last thing you ate?
Tuna. Straight out of the can. I’m an adult.

Do you buy your lingerie at Victoria’s Secret?
Senza is better.

Would you consider yourself in shape?
Eh.

Who is your favorite person to spend time with?
My mom and my husband.
And Leibniz if he were alive, I’m sure of it.

Have you ever had tendonitis?
Hahaha, I suspect I have.

What brand of face wash do you use?
I just use soap.

Do you know how to grill a steak?
Nope.

What were you wearing the last time you were kissed?
What I’m wearing right now!

Are you considered a “clingy girlfriend”?
I don’t think so.

Have you ever been to a purse party?
The hell is a purse party? Is it like a Tupperware party but with purses?

Would you ever use an online dating service?
Been there, done that, met my husband on it.

When is the last time you weighed yourself?
Today.

Do you mosh when you go to concerts/shows?
No.

Do you like Gushers?
Eh, I was never a fan. The texture was weird.

Are you good at multitasking?
Sure.

Use the word elapse in a sentence:
How much time must elapse before I POST THESE DAMN BLOGS??

When’s the last time you went to a nightclub?
Do the drag shows count? If so, 2010. If not, never.

Where did you buy your favorite pair of jeans?
I don’t have a favorite pair of jeans. My favorite pair of pants are from Goodwill.

Do you have a large dog?
Nope.

If not, are you afraid of them?
Not a dog fan.

What is more annoying: A sore throat or a headache?
Sore throat, just because I’m used to headaches.

What was your GPA last semester?
Technically a 4.0 (got an A+ in French, hahaha)

Can you unwrap a Starburst in your mouth?
Doubt it.

Do you like walking places?
Hell yeah!

Are you a fan of bands most people don’t know of?
I knew obscure bands before it was cool to know obscure bands!

What time is it right now?
12:36 AM.

When’s the last time you wore goggles?
It’s been a long time.

Have you ever been to Europe?
Yes.

Do you yell at other drivers while you drive?
Yes. But I yell at them more when I’m out walking or running.

Are you good at playing Darts?
I’ve never played.

Can you legally consume alcohol? If not, do you anyways?
I can legally consume, but I don’t want to.

Do you like zebra print and would you wear it?
No and no.

Are “school friends” and friends different to you?
I have no friends.

When is the last time you laid out and tanned?
Intentionally? Never.

Write a sentence in another language:
Où sont mes clés?

Are you considered a bitch?
Hopefully not.

Would you rather use colored pencils or crayons?
Colored pencils.

Can you drive well?
It’s been a long time since I’ve driven.

Do you know what emancipation of minors is?
Sure.

Are you one to ditch set plans?
If they involve people, yes. Leave me alone.

Have you ever sent an X-Rated picture to someone?
Nope.

What bothers you the most about your town?
Some parts are hard to get to without a car.

Can you actually play an instrument or do you say it to be cool?
I can play many instruments!

Flip flops or Birkenstock sandals?
Neither.

What big city do you live near?
I live IN Calgary, yo.

Do you like breaded chicken sandwiches?
Sure.

Is there a Sonic in your area?
Yes.

Have you ever gone out of state for a concert?
No.

Where is your best friend right now?
Don’t have one.

Is anyone currently angry with you?
Probably.

Have you ever gone to a thrift store?
Duh.

Do you own a lighter?
Nope.

Have you ever been under a blacklight?
There were black lights at the Roll-a-Rink in Lewiston. I miss that place!

What color are you nails painted right now?
They’re not painted. It’s been a while since I’ve painted my nails.

When is the last time you sneezed?
Earlier today.

What is your favorite board game from your childhood?
I always liked Pictionary.

Did you ever own a bean bag chair?
Probably?

Are you passive aggressive?
Sometimes.

What is the reason you last received money?
Work.

Are you in love?
Yes!

Does it bother you when glasses fog up?
Very much so.