We’re talking absolutely soul-crushing, progress-pausing, motivation-stomping, self-worth-suffocating, panic-inducing IMPOSTER SYNDROME????

The kind that makes you too nervous to even answer an email?

The kind that makes you want to hide in your office so that no one can see what a fake you are??

The kind that makes you so afraid of messing up for fear of being found out that you can barely leave your office to do your job???

The kind that people respond to with “you’re not an imposter!” and you just want to punch them in the face because how the hell would they know????

The kind where you can’t stop screwing up because you’re so preoccupied with trying not to screw up?????

THAT KIND??????

‘Cause I’ve got a surplus of it if anyone wants it.