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Have you ever been to Legoland®?
Nope. I do miss the thousands of Lego pieces I had as a kid, though. My childhood predates the Lego kits; give me the tubs o’ bricks any day, anyway.

Have you ever done something heroic?
I don’t think so.

Have you ever built a snowman?
Probably? I remember we used to roll these giant snowballs on the playground in elementary school (like, big enough it took five of us to push them); I’m sure we made snowmen, too.

Do you have any lucky items, objects or traditions?
I used to have an outfit that I’d wear whenever I had a test in college.

Do you have any superstitions?
Not really. I have routines that I like to uphold, but I wouldn’t call them superstitions.

What’s your favourite Movie quote?
“Disco is NOT dead! Disco is LIFE!” (Mystery Men)

Do you wear sunglasses indoors to look cool or stylish?
I wear my sunglasses inside so I can so I can…

Are you a hat person?
I wear a hat when I walk. I wear a different hat when I run. Apparently I look really good in hats. I wouldn’t call myself a hat person, though.

Do you prefer digital or rotary/analogue clocks?
Analog. I’ve switched my Garmin display to an analog clock because I’m cool as shit.

Have you ever been to a gym?
I miss the gym, yo. I miss being able to go to Anytime Fitness at like 4 AM to go for a walk/run when it’s -35 outside.

Have you ever been approached by someone who knew you but you couldn’t remember them for the life of you?
This happens all the time with my old students, haha.

What do you do to keep fit?
I walk. I run. I loathe my appearance with the fire of a thousand suns and use my self-hatred to fuel my walks and runs.

How often do you wash your ears?
The insides or the outsides?

Could you go out with someone who had a child from a previous relationship?
No. I don’t like kids. I don’t want kids.

How much would it cost to buy your love?
Already in love, sorry.

What’s the scariest thing you’ve ever done?
Existed.