COLDPLAY IS SELLING SIGNED EDITIONS OF THEIR NEW ALBUM

BUT THEY’RE NOT SHIPPING TO CANADA SO I HAD TO PANIC-BUY IT AND SEND IT TO MY MOM IN THE STATES

BUT I’M NOT ON HER P.O. BOX SO THEY MIGHT NOT DELIVER IT TO HER

I WAS IN A COLDPLAY FOG AND NOT EVEN THINKING ABOUT THAT ALLDSLHGDLHGLDFG

I JUST WANT SIGNATURES OF MY BOYZ

(Sorry, I’m hyper today)