Bwa bwa bwa, who cares.

• Me with my fantasy baseball team: “I love all my players and will never trade them because I’m loyal and I believe that they’ll play to their potentials!”
  Also me with my fantasy team: “EOVALDI YOU BAG OF FARTS”
• The warm weather has been super mild so far this year. Not too hot, a good amount of rain, and almost zero smoke. Can it always be like this? [edit from late July: IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE]
• It’s not summer until you can see my Garmin tan from space.

• So remember that blog post I made about that AI-generated song “I Glued My Balls to my Butthole Again”? Well, the video I’d linked to the song got deleted, so now there’s no video on that post and I’m stuck with the tag “i glued my balls to my butthole again” without any context. That’s actually pretty hilarious.

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