Do you weigh less than 130 pounds?
Yup. But I’m also super short, so.

Do you straighten your hair every day?
I don’t think I’ve ever straightened my hair.

What kind of car do you drive?
I don’t drive.

Does the last person to put their arms around you mean anything?
Yup! He’s my husband.

What’s your favorite kind of ice cream?
Oreo.

Do you wear earrings daily?
When I’m working, yes.

Do you prefer purple or green grapes?
Green, though I’m not the biggest grape fan.

When’s the last time you got your eyebrows waxed?
Never.

Have you ever been in a tanning bed?
Nope. And I have no desire to.

Did your last kiss mean anything to you?
Yup! This was also my husband, haha.

How’s your hair right now?
Horrible, as always.

Have you ever wanted to go to Australia?
Nope.

What’s your favorite fast food restaurant?
McDonald’s (chain) and Cougar Country (local)

When’s the last time you washed your hands?
Like an hour ago when I got home.

Who were you with the last time you were drunk and where were you?
I’ve never been drunk. But the last time I had alcohol was in…2010? I had a little shot of whiskey with Sean, Aaron, and Lanky when visiting them.

What is one thing within the last year that if it had gone differently you feel might have changed things now?
That is a very oddly-worded question, haha. I think if I hadn’t done ASHA I would have missed out on a big opportunity to expand my teaching skills beyond just math/stats. It’s been a lot of work, but it’s been good work.

Have you ever witnessed someone getting the shit beat out of them courtesy of karma?
Nope.

What is something that you associate with summer?
Increasingly high levels of fear and anxiety over climate change.

Give me the capital of the state you’re in now, please.
LOL JOKE’S ON YOU I’M NOT IN A STATE

Have you ever ran around outside completely naked?
Not completely naked…

When you’re hungry, does your stomach hurt?
Only if I’m REALLY hungry.

Would you say that you have a nice smile?
Ew, no.

Have you ever walked in on your parents doing something kinky?
EW, NO

Do you use mouthwash?
Nope.

What color do you paint your toenails?
Bold of you to assume I have toenails.

Can you be trusted with secrets?
Sure.

Pill to make you braver or one to make you smarter?
Smarter.

When was the last time you used a bar of soap?
Whenever the hell I showered last.