This is an odd survey.
I am an odd survey taker.
Match made in heaven.

Which finger on your right hand is your favorite?
Ring finger.

If you had to choose between drums and guitar, which would you choose?
Drums.

Would you rather write or read?
Write

Do you like tea?
Only green tea.

If so, do you like raspberry tea?
ONLY GREEN TEA! Survey, don’t you pay attention?

Are you a wild and an untamed thing?
ONLY IN BED I can be. Give me Red Bull and you’ll see things you wish you’d never seen before.

How long have you been a member of Tumblr/LJ?
How dare you reveal that I got this off of Tumblr?!?
(Since 2012.)

If you mixed the letters in your name around, could it create another word?
Not a single word, no.

What are your thoughts on gay people?
They’re…gay?

Do you know how to use proper grammar?
Sure.

Do you obsess over grammar?
Hahaha, have you read this blog?

Do you like the Beatles?
Sure.

How about My Chemical Romance?
I know one single MCR song and yes, it’s the one you’re thinking of.

Brad Paisley?
I don’t know any Brad Paisley songs off the top of my head.

What do you think of Dr. Frank N. Furter from Rocky Horror Picture Show?
I’ve never seen Rocky Horror Picture Show and have no desire to.

Do you play any unique or interesting instruments?
Oboe is relatively unique/interesting.

How many songs do you have on your iPod/music player (if you have one)?
Like 6,000-something.

When did you drink something last?
A few seconds ago.

What did you eat last?
See above.

What are your thoughts on Mario Bros.?
Plumbing is a harder profession than I thought.

Do you have a job?
Yup.

Do you still go to school? If so, what grade?
I’m finally out of school!

What do you think of rainbow duct tape?
Anything rainbow make me happy.

Do you write on your pants?
Not on purpose.

Have you ever been on a cruise ship?
Yes.

How about on a plane?
Yes.

Are you married?
Yes!

What was the exact time you woke up this morning?
Uh…like 8:30 or something.

What are your thoughts on death?
I welcome it.

Do you own any drumsticks? This includes chicken, ice cream and wooden ones.
Just for Rock Band.

What is your favorite instrument?
Clarinet if woodwinds, cello if strings.

Can you play this instrument?
Yes to the first, no to the second.

What year was your favorite?
Of ALL the years that have ever existed? 1646, because it brought us Leibniz.

Do you like Cheez-its?
Hell yeah.

Last question: How old do you want to be when you die?
Today years old.