There aren’t too many songs that I’ve come across that actively make me angry when I hear them. But this song makes me want to yeet my portable radio into the Bow.

Part of the reason I hate it is because it’s overplayed. But the main reason I hate it is because of that weird-ass inflection/accent that Sophie Simmons puts on some of the words.

(And no, I don’t care that she’s Gene Simmons’ daughter, FIGHT ME.)

“I remember we were too broke to have a cuuaaar”

“Hitchhiking down the highway to get to the supermoaurket stouuuar”

“Buying beer with uuuoi-dees that don’t even look like ouuuys”

And that super airy “mine” just enrages me for some reason.

Yes, I’m being petty. No, I don’t care.