(It’s not a surprise, it’s just me being obnoxious)

What type of music do you like?
Does it produce frisson? Then I’ll listen to it.

Have you ever been skinnydipping?
Ew, no.

How many pillows do you sleep with?
I sleep on a couch most nights, so technically I use a couch pillow. Does that count?

What position do you often sleep in?
On my back or on my left side.

What do you wear to bed?
An old Bloomsday shirt. Undies.

Could you ever go out with someone just ’cause they’re rich?
Only if the date was to get to know him better. Like, I get set up with a guy and all I know about him is that he’s rich, I’d go out with him because I’d like to know more about him. But no, I wouldn’t go out with someone just because they’re rich.

Have you ever contemplated suing someone?
Nope.

Do you believe in karma?
I believe the universe balances itself out.

Do you believe in revenge?
To an extent, yes.

Who is the most intelligent person you know?
Lead. Easily. That dude was (is?) ridiculous.

What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
HA WE’RE NOT GOING THERE TONIGHT, SORRY

Do you throw bread for the ducks?
When I was a kid my dad used to take me down to Lewiston to feed the ducks, but I don’t think I’ve ever done it on my own.

Where do you like to go to on a first date?
Anywhere but a movie or show. I want to be able to talk to you, not sit next to you in silence while we consume media.