Hit it.

What do you do when you can’t sleep?
This is not a problem I ever have.

Have you ever been threatened before?
Not seriously, no.

Don’t you hate being labeled?
Bah.

Are you one of those people who says sorry too much or doesn’t say it often?
I apologize for existing. As I should.

Have you ever had a cute doctor/dentist/nurse?
Hahaha, not that I’ve ever noticed.

Do you swallow your gum even though it’s bad for you?
I don’t think I’ve ever swallowed gum, actually.

Don’t you hate it when you go to the bathroom & there’s no toilet paper?
I don’t think any normal person would like this scenario…

^When that happens do you ever just sit there & read shampoo bottles?
Haha, no, I go get some toilet paper.

Do you wear jelly bracelets? Do you believe in the sexual meanings of them?
These were a fad when I was a junior in high school! I remember each of the colors had a different meaning, and if someone broke one of the bracelets you were wearing, it meant that they wanted to do [insert meaning of bracelet color] with you.

Are you good at guessing things?
No, haha.

Have you ever gambled?
Just with lottery tickets.

When your stomach growls do you ignore it for awhile or immediately get food?
Depends on where I am and what I’m doing.

Have you ever thrown up on someone in front of you on a amusement park ride?
Hahaha, yes, actually. Sorry, dude on the spinny swings.

Have you ever thought you were dreaming so you had someone actually pinch you?
No, but I remember once I woke up from a particularly horrific nightmare a year or so ago and had to ask Nate what was real and what wasn’t when it came to the state of the world so I could determine how much of my dream was actually a dream.

When you get nervous, does your heart pound extra fast?
Eh.

Have you ever mowed your lawn? Do you find it fun or annoying?
I used to like mowing the lawn! We don’t have a lawn to mow here.

Do you have a garden at your house?
Nope.

Do you like making puppet figures with your shadow?
I haven’t done that in a long time.

When you’re on the internet does time go fast or slow?
Fast, haha.

When you’re angry do you take it out on other people?
I try not to, but I do some pretty garbage things when I’m angry.

Who do you look up to for your style?
What’s the gaudiest thing on the planet?

What was the longest phone conversation you’ve ever had?
Sometimes I talk to my mom for a few hours at a time.

How many pillows do you sleep with?
One if I’m on the couch, two if I’m in the bed.

Would you still go out with someone even if you thought they would cheat on you?
I’m married, bro.

How much cash do you have on you right now?
I have no idea. Maybe $8?

What’s your favorite thing to order at a Mexican food restaurant?
Something plain and boring, haha, like a bean burrito.

When you don’t like someone, do you let them know?
Nah.

How would you build your ultimate sundae?
Just vanilla ice cream, hot fudge, and maybe some crushed peanuts.

Would you rather see a movie at the theater or at home on DVD?
At home. I’m not a movie theater person.

What movie do you know just about every line from?
There are many.

Do you prefer cupcakes or muffins?
Muffins, but only if they’re poppyseed.

What lifts your spirits when life gets you down?
Nothing. I’m a brooder.

Do you smile a lot or not enough?
I wear a mask everywhere nowadays, so it doesn’t matter.