I’m in a procrastinatin’ mood, so here are some appropriate questions.

The Procrastination Tool Questions
1. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
It’s been SO LONG since I went into a restaurant, oh my god. Freaking COVID, bro. Probably Red Lobster. Like, you can sit in Mongolian BBQ, but takeout is just as easy there. So Red Lobster.

2. What food could you eat for 2 weeks straight and not get sick of it?
Spaghetti, probably.

3. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
My appendix. Various bits of glass/metal/prickles from my feet. A piece of wicker chair from my eye. My soul.

4. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Probably groceries.

5. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
I…don’t think so?

6. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Absolutely.

7. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
I’m cool with my name I think. I used to hate it, but I don’t mind it now.

8. What’s your goal for the year?
THE MILES!

9. Last person you hugged?
Husband.

10. First place you went this morning?
The kitchen to put Pepper’s bowls in the sink.

11. Do you always answer your phone?
No. Go away.

12. It’s four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
Probably my mom.

13. If you could change your eye color what would it be?
I love blue eyes, but they’d look weird on me. So green.

14. What’s on your wish list for your birthday?
Blugh.

15. Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
Nervous. Climate change is here and we’re screwed.

16. Do you have any saved texts?
I haven’t had to delete any texts on my new phone yet.

17. Ever been in a car wreck?
Just a minor one.

18. Do you have an accent?
Yes, to some.

19. What was the last song to make you cry?
Coldplay’s “Fix You” was playing at Safeway and I started crying in the store, haha.

20. What did you do last night?
Usual nonsense.

21. Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
Bitch, I AM rock bottom.

22. Current hate right now?
Myself.

23. Met someone who changed your life?
Yes.

24. How did you bring in the New Year?
I cried, probably. I’m also not doing this survey at the right time of the year, haha.