So Riverdale has, somehow, gotten even weirder.* They’re now in like some sort of alternate universe (?) town called Rivervale, which I thought would just be a one-episode thing but it’s been going on for a few episodes now. Rivervale Cheryl sacrificed Rivervale Archie, so he’s dead, but that’s not even the weirdest thing.

Like, let me describe this dream I had last night just to give you an idea of how weird things have gotten. In the dream, all the characters are fighting one another one-on-one. Jughead is fighting Reggie, and in the middle of this flaming metal arena, Jughead looks menacingly at Reggie and mutters, “say hello to Elizabeth for me.” And Reggie’s like, “who’s Elizabeth?” Then Jughead looks down at this raw chicken that’s just sitting on the ground, pulls a whip out of god knows where, and whips the raw chicken. This makes the chicken explode, launching Reggie across the arena and into the wall. And in answer to Reggie’s question, Jughead nods at the half-exploded raw chicken and says, “her.”

And when I woke up, I had to really think about whether that was all a dream or if that was actually part of the episode I’d watched yesterday.

It’s that weird now.

Edit: and now the LITERAL DEVIL is in Rivervale because PFFFFFT FUCK IT

Edit again from like six episodes later: WHAT IN THE HELLING HELL IS THIS SHOW ANYMORE

*Yes, I’m still watching Riverdale because I have trash taste. Deal.