HOLY FREAKING CRAP SPACKLE IT’S A SURVEY OMFG I NEVER DO SURVEYS

(Let’s go)

📱 Show your phone lock screen and/or home screen
My lock screen. It’s Leibniz. It’s. Always. Leibniz.

💕 Your two top fave fictional characters
OH GOD THIS IS HARD um…let’s stick with characters from books because I don’t know if I could mix book and movie favs.
So…um…(this is still hard)…uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…Captain Queeg, and…um…GOD I DON’T KNOW IT’S EITHER PHILEAS FOGG OR JAY GATSBY OR CAPTAIN W. F. CALL I DON’T FREAKING KNOW THESE SURVEYS AREN’T SUPPOSED TO CAUSE MENTAL ANGUISH GODDAMMIT

🕹 Video game you are currently playing
I am perpetually playing Quake. Because I love it and have loved it since first grade.

🌡 Fave season
Technically it’s summer, but thanks to climate change I now live in fear of summers (especially due to last year). So I dunno anymore.

🏫 Are you in school, what grade
NOPE

 🎒 Are you in college, major area of study
NOPE (but I studied psychology, philosophy, statistics, and math)

🏢 Your job (You don’t have to be specific) or dream job if you don’t work
I teach math and stats at a university. It’s the best damn job ever.

📷 Post the 12th photo from your phone’s gallery
Bro I have like 4,000 pictures on my phone and you want me to go find the twelfth one? Ugh. Fine.
It’s a support of the Stoney Trail Bridge above Bowness Park. It’s super cool.

📅 Your birthday
Groundhog Day

🎂 How old are you
AN OLD FART

📏 How tall are you
A SHORT FART

🔑 Key to your heart
FARTS
Don’t be a tool. Like cats. Be okay with me obsessing over stupid stuff. Obsess over your own stupid stuff.

📖 Fave book
The Caine Mutiny. I absolutely love that book. More people need to read it.

📝 Fave quote
Don’t know if I have one.

🌐 Languages you can speak and/or are learning. Which are you fluent in
I’m fluent in ‘Murica and I’m trying to learn French.

💻 Desktop/Laptop/iPad/other
Like…what I own? A desktop, a laptop, and a super old iPad from 2012.

📔 Do you keep a traditional diary
I keep a blog like an adult, thank you very much.

☠ Something that angers you
OH MY GOD SO MANY THINGS

🐷 Junk food you can never get enough of
I love those little mini Reese’s peanut butter cups.

🌼 Fave flower
Don’t have one. Sunflowers?

📺 Fave anime
Don’t have one.

🎥 Fave film
Sunshine.

📻 Fave song currently
Blinding Lights has been my jam for like three years now, but I always love Sleepyhead.

🎙 Can you sing
HA

🎁 Best gift you ever received and why
Probably Rock Band 2 for my 21st birthday. It was completely unexpected and it was gifted during the year that my roomies and I were OBSESSED with Rock Band.

👾 Do you believe in aliens
Sure.

👻 Do you believe in ghosts
Maybe?

⛪ What is your religion
No religion.

🌎 What country do you live in
CANADIA!

📸 Post a selfie
No.