What did you dissect in high school?
Cow eyeballs, cow lungs, sheep brains. We did a squid in elementary school.

In what non-bathroom places have you relieved yourself?
I have two designated peeing bushes on my walking routes. That’s what happens when they take the porta-potties away in the winter.

When you first understood the concept of sexual intercourse, what did you think of it?
I don’t remember. That was also elementary school. We were just probably taught that it was a SIN unless it was between two married people who were doing it to procreate.

If you’re a neat person, what’s something you’re messy about? If you’re a messy person, what’s something you’re neat about?
I don’t know which one I am. My stuff is either 100% messy or 100% clean. I don’t like anything in between.

What did you like best about high school geometry (the subject, not the teacher, classmates, or whatever)?
I actually really liked doing the proofs. They were fun. My teacher (Mrs. Loomis) was also pretty great.

What item at a salad bar gets you the most excited?
Olives are pretty freaking great.

Do some brands of bottled water taste better than others?
Most bottled waters taste the same to me. There’s one brand that tastes really “flat” with a bad aftertaste, but I can’t remember the brand off the top of my head.

If you could be employed in one of the technical jobs in film-making, what would you choose?
Does editing count? I’d love to be the editor.

How do you feel about couples (married or dating) having joint email accounts or joint Facebook accounts?
Eh. The thing that bugs me the most about couples on Facebook is when couples post daily “I luv my partner lol” posts. It always strikes me as contrived, with the goal being mainly to show off and/or get people to praise them. It’s great that you love your partner, but…why not just tell them that in private instead of needing to brag about it all the time?

Which character from The Wizard of Oz do you best relate to?
Tin Man, probably.