SHOCK! A survey. Are you SHOCKED?

1. Is there someone you’d like to be kissing right now?
If there was anyone, it’d be my husband. But I don’t feel like the kissy kissy at the moment.

2. When you’re being extremely quiet, what does it mean?
I’m absorbed in a selected one of my nine or ten fantasy daydreams where everything is as fantastic as I want it to be.
Or I’m sad.
Or I’m angry.
One of the above.

3. What are you listening to right now?
The wind outside.

4. Are you a big fan of thunderstorms?
I LOVE thunderstorms. We get so many of them up here in ‘Berta. We never got them in Moscow very often.

5. Do you believe in perfect?
I believe in the subjectiveness of perfection.

6. Are you a jealous person?
Yes. Not going to deny it.

7. What was the first thing you thought this morning?
“KIIIIIIIIIIIILL MEEEEEEEEEEE”

8. What do you think about when you are falling asleep?
Bro, I fall asleep in like a nanosecond. I go into REM sleep immediately. No time for conscious thought.

9. Are you satisfied with what you have in life?
Sure.

10. Do people ever think that you’re either older or younger than you actually are?
A few years ago I was walking by one of the high schools here in town. It was under construction and the whole front was blocked off. An older lady passing the other direction asked me if I went to the school and what was being done to it. I was over 30 at the time, so…

11. Do you think men truly understand women?
Nobody understands anyone, man.

12. How about women understanding men?
See above.

13. Did anybody ever call you handsome or beautiful?
Nate does, but I think that’s just out of obligation. I am NOT beautiful.

14. What is one fact about the last person that called you?
She is the best mom in the world! Yes, that is a fact, haha.

15. Other than your current one, tell us about the longest relationship you have had either a romance or a particular good friend.
In terms of romantic relationships, my longest one was probably with Aaron. Nine months. Not very long, hahaha.