Functions

What are you holding your breath in anticipation of?
Going back down to Moscow for the first time since 2019. That’s way too long.

What most recently gave you goosebumps?
This song. This wonderful, wonderful song.

What’s giving you that pain in the neck?
Existence.

What’s making your heart ache?
A certain thing that I’m not going to mention.

What are you yawning at?
Nothing, really.

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Space

Of all the spaces in your residence, which is most powerfully your space?
I don’t really have one. I guess my area is the corner behind the dining room table, but I don’t really have a space that’s just my own.

What’s the most spacious space in your everyday life?
Uh…outside?

What’s a good song about space?
Supermassive Black Hole!

What’s under your bed?
Towels. Cat hair (Jazzy hair mostly). Probably toy mice.

What are your thoughts on typing one or two spaces after sentences?
I learned to only type one space.

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Makin’ It

What skill seems like it would be really fun to learn?
Something artistic, like being able to draw or paint really well.

Which of the winter Olympic sports would you love to compete in?
Speed skating!

What fun craft did you make when you were a kid, in school or at camp or somewhere else?
I don’t know if this counts, but when I was in elementary school I used to make life-size people out of paper. They had skeletons and digestive systems and everything.

If everyone in the world is the best in the world at some very specific thing, what are you most likely the best at?
Being worthless.

What’s something you own that was handmade by someone you know?
I don’t think I have anything from someone I know personally, but I have a hat that was handmade by the people who own that craft barn thingy on the way to Lewiston.