Whenever I’m sad (which is like all the time now), I take a look at the list of potential cat names that I’m saving for potential cats. The current list consists of the following:

• Potato Bun Sidekick
• Mr. Goodbutt
• Zesty Cheese
• Jabberwocky
• Beany Meat Stew for You
• Senator Nice Rear
• Douglas Fatbanks
• Captain Fatberg
• Kiwiberry Ruckus
• Disproportionate Fisk
• No Name Pepperoni Chub
• Poofy Crust
• Sticky Colander
• Cracker McSwatt

I’m sure Nate will try to veto some all of these names, but I shall prevail!