It’s just a survey, calm down.

Do you own a tablet of any kind?
I have a Kindle (named “Kondle”) and an iPad. It’s an old iPad…like 2nd gen or something. He’s a hefty boy. He’s around here somewhere.

What’s something people always assume about you that isn’t true?
That I’m good at math. I am absolutely not.

On a scale of 1-10, how much do elevators scare you?
A zero.

When you’re upset, do you vent to people or do you keep to yourself?
Depends. I actually prefer venting to no one, as in vocally voicing my complaints to an empty room. I do this a lot in the shower. And in my office. And when I’m walking.

Have you ever watched a meteor shower?
I think we watched one on our deck once here.

Do you tend to put things off until the last minute?
I try not to, especially with work-related stuff.

How do you react to random strangers suddenly trying to make conversation with you?
I try to be polite and converse back, but it stresses me out, haha.

Do you have a lucky number?
I don’t know if I have any lucky numbers, but I do seem to have a lot of double numbers in my life, like 22 or 55 or things like that.

Would you go out to dinner with Oprah?
Sure.

Did you ever play sports?
HA. I guess I did t-ball when I was itty bitty. I’m sure I sucked at it. I did marching band, too. That totally counts.

Do you think you could make it as a baker?
Of all the possible culinary pursuits, baking is probably the one I could handle with my anosmia. I don’t know if I could “make it,” though.

Are you one of those people who are wearing scarves with everything?
I only wear a scarf when absolutely necessary. Like, -20 and below.

Have you ever been in a castle?
I went to one in London, I think.

When you were little, did you ever play with Playdoh?
A little. Not as much as you’d probably think, but I preferred clay.

Would you rather write a mystery or love story?
A mysterious love story!

Tell me about your worst fashion mistake:
Me. I’m the worst fashion mistake.

Do you hate it when people smoke around you?
Of course. I can’t smell it, but I am rather fond of my lungs and being able to breathe with them.

How are you wearing your hair right now?
It’s short. It looks terrible. You know, like always.

When’s the last time you were sick?
It’s been a long time. 2018 I think?

Would you rather have OJ or milk with your breakfast?
Milk.

What were you doing thirty minutes ago?
Uhhhhhhh listening to music.

Do you own any school related clothing articles?
I have a University of Calgary sweatshirt and a few Vandals shirts. And my Vandal Marching Band hat.

Would you rather call people or have them call you?
Bro, neither.

Can you carry a tune?
Sure.

Who do you text the most?
My mom!