Sure.

Do you like apple soda?
The hell is apple soda?

Are there any writing utensils close to you?
Five highlighters, a few pens, and a mechanical pencil that’s out of lead.

Are you registered to vote?
In the States, yes. I can’t vote up here yet.

Do you watch football regularly?
Nope.

Look up, what do you see?
The dining room light. A heating vent.

Do you have a bigger upper or lower lip?
Lower.

Are you currently doing any big projects?
My 2020 NaNoWriMo is still being worked on, if that counts. Plus yearly mileage and all that stuff.

When was the last time you really laughed out loud when you typed ‘lol’?
I don’t tend to use lol when I’m actually lol-ing.

Do you have any screen names with spelling errors?
Nope.

Open the nearest drawer and tell me what’s inside it:
Sponges.

What was the last thing that shocked you?
I think I’m too dulled by all the pandemic stuff to be shocked anymore.

How many other rooms can you currently see into?
If you count the living room and kitchen as separate from the dining room, then two.

Do you need to take the trash out?
Nope.

Do you need to clean your room right now?
I don’t have a room.

Do you need to clean out a litter box right now?
I do it every morning, so no.

Are these questions reminding you of things you put off to do this survey?
Nope.

How about dishes?
Always.

How many days have you been wearing those clothes?
Just today.

Do you like listening to 60’s music?
Sure.

Can you move your nose?
Like…scrunch it up? Sure.

Can you flip your eyelids inside out?
I wouldn’t want to try.

Can you wiggle your ears?
No.

Can you make a clover with your tongue?
That’s like the only thing I can’t do with my tongue.
(Giggety.)

Can you put your foot behind your head?
Bro, I can’t even tough my toes.

When was your last break-up?
In…2009.

Would you rather not be reminded of that?
Eh. It was mutual and amicable. I was moving to Canada.

What one thing never fails to amuse you?
My own stupid jokes.

How many songs have you downloaded this week?
The week is just starting.

Would you rather be a ninja or a samurai?
Neither.

Would you rather be a pirate or robot?
A robotic pirate!

Would you rather be a ghost or a zombie?
Ghost.

Have you ever considered living in a bomb shelter?
We had a bomb shelter at one of our old houses.

How lonely are you right now?
I miss my mom. A lot. I saw her for a week or so back in…August?…but that wasn’t nearly long enough to make up for the Covid absence.

If I gave you a piano and told you hit middle c, could you?
Yup!

Have you ever typed out a long rant, then your computer died?
Not a rant, but there have been many times that I’ve coded a question in WeBWorK only to accidentally lose it one way or another. Frustrating, frustrating.