Yes we are. Woo.

What did you do in 2021 that you’d never done before?
Get a COVID vaccine, haha.

Did you keep your new years’ resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
There will soon be a blog post regarding this!

Did anyone close to you give birth?
Nope.

Did anyone close to you die?
Jazzy. Jazzy died.

What countries did you visit?
COVID = NO TRAVEL EVER YOU FART BAGS LIFE IS MISERABLE

What would you like to have in 2022 that you lacked in 2021?
A lack of a heat dome.

What date from 2021 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
The day Jazzy died.

What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Not jumping off a bridge. Though whether that’s actually an achievement is up for debate.

What was your biggest failure?
Existing.

Did you suffer illness or injury?
Nopers.

What was the best thing you bought?
God, I don’t remember. Stuff.

Where did most of your money go?
Stuff.

What did you get really, really, really excited about?
The COVID vaccines. That’s a big deal, yo.

What song will always remind you of 2021?
Uhhhhhhhhh anything from Weezer’s new album, maybe? In all honesty, I think 2020 through, like, 2024 is all going to be a big indiscernible blur. [Edit from 2024: yeah, basically]

What do you wish you’d done less of?
Copied over from last year: Bought frivolous stuff. Stress shopping is apparently a thing I do, unfortunately.

How will you be spending Christmas?
Opening presents with Nate and Pepper.

Did you fall in love in 2021?
I fell in love with our new kitty.

How many one-night stands?
ZERO

What was your favourite TV program?
Chicago Med is my current crack.

Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year?
Nope.

What was the best book you read?
I’m going to blog about this soon!

What was your greatest musical discovery?
I’m going to blog about this soon, too!

What was your favourite film of this year?
Did I even watch any movies? Haha.

What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
I turned 33. I don’t remember what I did. Probably nothing.

What one thing would have made your year immeasurably satisfying?
Jazzy would still be here.

How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2021?
Still as bad as usual.

What kept you sane?
I reiterate: sanity wasn’t a thing this year.

Which celebrity/public figure(s) did you fancy the most?
L E I B N I Z

Who did you miss?
My mom.

Who was the best new person you met?
No one. People suck.

Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2021:
Don’t think you’re immune to vaccine side effects if you had none after your first COVID shot. THEY WILL COME FOR YOU