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Appetizer
When you drink soda/pop/coke, do you prefer to drink it from the bottle, a can, or after pouring it into a cup?
I don’t drink soda/pop/coke. But when I have Red Bull, which comes in a can (duh), I drink it out of the can with a straw. ‘Cause I’m a classy bitch.

Soup
What television show are you willing to stay up late to watch?
Bro, I stay up late anyway. I could watch any show at any time and not inconvenience my sleeping schedule. But back in high school, when the Discovery Health Channel started showing episodes of Chicago Hope and I got hooked on it, they moved the episodes to like 2 AM during my senior year and I would always stay up late on Friday nights to watch. 2 AM was a struggle (now it’s like when I start making dinner), so that was the only show I was willing to stay up for.

Salad
Name one person, place, or thing you think of as brilliant.
…do you really need to ask me that? Does anyone reading this NOT know what my answer would be?
Gottfried. Wilhelm. Leibniz. One of the smartest people that has ever lived. Fight me.

Main Course
Would you be willing to work 4 10-hour days instead of 5 8-hour days in order to save gas?
I don’t drive and thus don’t need gas, but YES. I’d prefer that, actually.

Dessert
If you were a superhero, what would you call yourself?
I was “Spectrum” back in the house, but I was a supervillain, not a superhero. My superhero was “Dr. Calculus.” Yes, we had superhero/supervillain names in the house. I mean, what would you expect?