Salt & vinegar, barbecue, sour cream & onion, or cheddar? Salt and vinegar.

Bow ties on guys, dorky or adorable? I don’t really care for them, but I guess they’re okay in a super formal setting. Ties are better.

What are your thoughts on mini-skirts or mini-dresses? I don’t think I’d ever wear them, but I don’t have much of an opinion otherwise.

Have you ever died in one of your dreams? Ha, dying would be a cop-out. My dreams focus on the horrific stuff before the dying happens.

Which is tastier: fruity gum or minty gum? Fruity I guess?

Quick! The first professional sports player you can think of: Max Scherzer!

Be honest, have you ever bullied anybody? Who was it? I don’t think I ever did.

What colors look best with navy blue in your opinion? Yellow.

What is the cutest Halloween costume for a baby to wear? No idea. I try not to think of babies.

Is it a turn-off if somebody’s teeth are stained yellow? Bah. I don’t really care.

Which of your friends is the tallest? Which of them is the shortest? I don’t have any friends.

Plaid, polka-dots, stripes, or stars: pick three. Stars, polka-dots, and stripes, in that order.

Do you know any quotes from Forrest Gump? I can probably recite like 70% of that movie because that’s the kind of stuff my brain holds on to.

Do you believe in demonic possession? How about ghosts? Angels? Not really.

What appliance in your kitchen do you use the most often? Fridge.

What cabinet or closet in your house do you rarely open? The one with all the boxes in it. Too many boxes.

What was the mascot at your elementary school? I think we were the St. Mary’s Lions, but I don’t think we really had a mascot.

What is the most expensive restaurant you’ve ever been to? Was it good? Probably NOtaBLE, which we went to during my interview for the University of Calgary. Fancy shmancy.

Have you ever fallen down in public? Did anybody see you? I remember one spring I was walking with Nate along the river path. It was still cold enough that there were a few VERY SMALL icy patches on the path, but they were all easily avoidable. There was a tiny one on the edge of the path and for whatever reason I was like “I’mma stomp on this ice!” and I did and I completely bit it right in front of this lady walking the other way. Smooth.

Do you scream when you go on rollercoasters? Do you close your eyes? It has been a LONG time since I’ve been on a rollercoaster. I scream because that’s part of the experience.

Do you think home-made cards are better than store bought ones? Doesn’t matter to me.

What is one romantic movie that you enjoy enough to watch more than once? “Titanic,” I guess, though I’ve always liked it because of the soundtrack and the sinking. I remember when it first came out all my friends were like “JACK + ROSE 4EVER!” and I was like “moar ship destruction, plz.”

Name three countries you want to visit: Why those three? Antarctica (I’ve always wanted to go there), Germany (LEIBNIZ MUSEUM BITCHES), Sweden (I’ve been there before and I really liked it)