HEYOOOOOOOOO so these are palindrome-based phrases that I wrote during a “writing partners” program in 7th grade. I thought these were GODDAMN GENIUS but most of ‘em are pretty dumb. Ready?

To reduce the growth of a Yam, grow it in May.
To cut out what Was, use a Saw.
To reverse the flow of a Dam, you’d have to be Mad.
What is Not is a Ton.
To turn off a Tap, Pat it.
Bob and Bob are twins, yet reversed. [THE FUCK IS THIS ONE OMG]
To make Don vanish, Nod.
To erase the Dot and the end of a sentence, hire Tod.
To make a dishwasher Stop, take out the Pots.
There is nothing more Evil then to Live without a purpose.
To stay far from Doom, make positive your Mood.
Don’t Yap, and your Pay will come more quickly.
Use your Time wisely, because you can’t Emit more of it.

Hahahahaha. Ugh.