LEAST OF ALL ME, SO LET’S GO

1. Most unflattering hairstyle you ever had? What made it so unflattering?
Every hairstyle I have is unflattering. I’m not an “easy to flatter” person. Though that one time in high school where I cut my bangs way too short but was too stubborn to just wear my hair differently was pretty bad.

2. Favorite movie(s) that were made in the 90’s?
Technically most of my favorite movies were made in the 90s. Mystery Men (1999), Apollo 13 (1995), Toy Story (1995), Armageddon (1998). So there.

3. Do you rent movies? If so, from where?
If I absolutely have to rent a movie, I’ll do it via YouTube. But I very VERY rarely rent movies. All movies I have ever watched live word-for-word in my head, so I don’t need more than that.

4. Do you like cookies better when they’re just out of the oven or after they’ve cooled?
It’s been a long time since I’ve had a cookie right out of the oven.

5. Do you still talk to the person who gave you your first kiss?
It’s been a while.

6. Did you go to pre-school? If so, what was the name of it?
I did! I don’t remember the name of it, but it was whatever childcare thing the U of I had for employees.

7. How do you take your coffee?
I take it and chuck it at the moon. Coffee is gross.

8. Do you like fuzzy things?
Sure.

9. Favorite kind of chocolate?
Milk chocolate, preferably with something in it (peanuts, wafer, peanut butter, etc.)

10. Are you more optimistic or pessimistic?
Pessimism is the way to go.

11. What about peopleofwalmart.com? Do you think the site is mean, funny, or both?
I actually don’t think I’ve ever visited it. I’ve seen pictures from it, though. People should leave other people alone.

12. Do you like fat sandwiches? If so, what does your favorite one have on it?
The hell is a “fat sandwich?” That sounds like a cat name.

13. One restaurant you’d never been to but would like to go to?
I am 0% an adventurous person when it comes to new foods, so unless there’s a restaurant out there that specializes in making incredible mushy pasta and broccoli (like I do), I’m probably content with the restaurants I’ve visited before.

14. Last time you got a haircut? Do you need one?
I’ve been cutting my own hair since the start of the pandemic. It really needs to be seen by a professional, though.

15. What’s your favorite pattern for clothing (stripes, plaid, etc.)?
I don’t think I have a favorite. Is it gaudy? I’ll wear it.

16. What’s your age backwards?
33.

17. When you see typos in a survey, do you correct them?
Not usually, but sometimes.

18. When was your last vacation? Did you go someplace special?
Uhhhhhhhhhhh can’t remember. I guess I went back to Moscow in December 2019 before the world shut down and went to hell.

19. What’s your favorite kind of pancakes?
Plain with butter.

20. Do you like movies with computer graphics, like Avatar?
I don’t really care. 

21. Do you know how to sew?
HA NOPE.

22. Are you good at wrapping gifts?
I like to try to make them pretty and professional-looking.

23. Do you like flavored yogurt?
I don’t like yogurt period.

24. How old will you be in December of 2015?
Bruh. It’s 2021.

25. What’s the age difference between you and your siblings?
I don’t have any sibbies.