When was the last time you went to the dentist? Did you have any work done? HAHAHAHA let’s not talk about the dentist for like another 10 years, please.

Open any social media site. Who’s the first person on your feed? Like, the first individual person? Marcus Stroman.

What’s the closest store to your house? Does the gas station convenience store count? If not, then maybe one of the stores down on Parkdale Avenue. Fair Play, maybe?

How much sleep per night do you usually get? SLEEP IS FOR MORTALS

Were you born in the state you now live in? I don’t even live in a state.

What’s your favorite type of cake? German chocolate cake is badass.

Do you like to go out to nightclubs? What would you usually wear? The only thing I’ve ever been to that resembles a nightclub are the drag shows. I’d either be in drag or wear that black corset thingy. Either way, plenty of inappropriate dancing occurred and it was great.

Have you ever been hit in the face? Like, punched? No.

Do you wear glasses? Indeed.

What do you think of the Jonas Brothers? I do not spend a lot of time thinking about them.

Are you an optimist or a pessimist? Pessimism gets you through.

Who was the last person you argued or disagreed with? My mom.

Do you know how to cook? What’s your favorite thing to cook? I know how to cook a few things, yes. I don’t know if I have a favorite thing to cook as far as the cooking process goes, but my favorite thing to cook as far as nomming goes is my broccoli/penne thing.

Have you ever been on a plane for more than 10 hours? I think our flight to London was more than 10 hours, but I can’t remember. I was like 14 and spent the whole flight watching Finding Nemo on repeat.

What was the last thing you put in the trash? Broken spaghetti noodles.

Are you sitting down right now? Yeah.

Have you ever worked night shifts? Kinda. When I did that in-home patient care job back before I moved to Vancouver, I worked 40 hours a week but those 40 hours took place over about a 50-hour span on weekends. So yeah, I guess that counts as the night shift, haha.

How do you usually style your hair? I brush it. I ignore it.

Do you like to people-watch? Meh.

Is your fridge full or empty at the moment? There’s a decent amount of stuff in there.

What shoes do you wear to work? My Kinvaras. I wear them everywhere.

When was the last time you mopped a floor? When I cleaned the house a few months ago.

What’s your favorite type of juice? Apple.

What color looks best on you? I think I look good in warm tones like pink and orange and red.

Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail? My dad.

Would you want a Bachelor/Bachelorette party before you get married? Already got married! My “bachelorette party” was me hanging out with my mom in the Best Western the night before I got married.
Do you have a skincare routine? What does it involve? I soap the bod. Wash it off. Done.

Have you ever had a professional massage?  I don’t like massages.

What was the last thing you baked in an oven? Uhhhhhhh…no idea.

How much cash do you have on your person right now? Like $5, haha. I don’t carry many coins with me anymore because of COVID.

Where do you like to shop for groceries? Safeway.

Who do you put down as an emergency contact and why? Either Nate or my mom.

What did you have for breakfast today? Nothing.

Do any household chores need to be done right now? Not anything pressing, no.

Have you ever played on a poker machine? Just a handheld little electronic poker game thingy.

What type of gas do you put in your car, if you have one? Don’t have a car.

When was the last time you smoked a cigarette, if ever? Never smoked.

Do you know how to roast a turkey? Hahaha, nope.

How do you feel right now? Sad. Discouraged. Ready to jump off the balcony. You know, the usual.

What do you like to put on your sandwiches? What type of sandwich? THIS IS IMPORTANT

Is there a train station close to where you live? There’s a C-Train station about a mile and a half from here in either direction (North Hill and campus).

Do you check the mail every day? Yup.

What was your first crush’s name? His little code name I use for him on here is Lead.

Can your name be shortened to become a nickname? “Claud” or “Claudie” I guess could be nicknames.

What was the last bill you paid? Phone?