A short survey for a short person.

1. What is your traditional zodiac sign?
Like, my western zodiac? I’m an Aquarius, yo.

2. How often, if ever, do you read your horoscope?
Never. I love the zodiac because I love anything that categorizes stuff, but I put zero stock in it as something that can be used to predict my life in any way. It’s just a fun little thing.

3. Check out the Geek Zodiak [sic]*: What is your birth year the year of?
Ugh, I’m an Undead. That includes Dracula, though, so I guess it’s cool.

4. Which of the merits listed do you think is most accurate to your personality?
Am I transcendental? Let’s go with that.

5. Which of the demerits listed do you think is most accurate to your personality?
“Difficulty connecting to humanity.”

6. Which single merit or demerit listed for your sign do you think is most inaccurate to your personality?
I’m not very soulful.