We now take a break from our regularly scheduled dream programming of “here’s how the world will end!” to bring you a dream that’s actually not horrifying!

YAY!

So last night I dreamt that the sheriff from Stranger Things wasn’t actually the sheriff in Stranger Things but was instead a guy trying to be the sheriff of Riverdale.

(Yes, I’m still watching Riverdale. No, I am not ashamed. Yes, it is weirder than ever.)

In order to become the sheriff, though, he must win a karaoke contest that’s held over a radio station. He’s all set for this, but on the day of the contest, his voice is all scratchy and messed up so he can’t sing. But never fear! At the radio station, he pulls out a ventriloquist’s dummy and says that while he cannot sing, the dummy can. And the dummy does indeed to a decent rendition of “I Was On a Boat That Day” and wins the karaoke contest.

Well, technically the dummy wins the contest, which means the dummy becomes the sheriff and the guy becomes the deputy sheriff.

Yeah.