It’s never a half-assed attempt.

Is it winter? A WHOLE WEEK OF -30 DEGREE TEMPS!
Is it a snowstorm? A WHOLE FOOT OF SNOW PLUS SNOW DRIFTS!
Is it a windstorm? JUST KIDDING, TORNADO, BITCHES!

So today it rained, which means it rained like this:

The video doesn’t really capture the intensity. This also went on for like half an hour. I don’t know if I’ve ever seen it rain so much for so long.

I don’t mind rain if I don’t have to be out in it. I didn’t have to be out in this, so HOORAY RAIN!