I’m calling it right now.

I am going to work hard this year. I am going to get what I want. I am going to get what I deserve. Nothing is going to stand in my way.

Edit from mid-April: okay, okay, 2020 is COVID-19’s bitch. I concede. But on a personal level, this year’s actually going pretty well so far, too. I’m still sad and angry and hate myself on a cellular level, but at least I’m accomplishing my goals.

…right?