It’s the February list.

• I just discovered r/EuroTruck2 and the top posts are hysterical.
• Me before Bluetooth-capable headphones: Why would I ever need Bluetooth? These headphones are fine.
  Me after Bluetooth-capable headphones: FUCK CORDS
• I’m pretty sure I’m addicted to pepper. Like, if my mouth is not on fire, there’s not enough of it. I need to feel the burn, man.
• This overwhelming feeling of apathy needs to go die.
• LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL MOTH

(Okay, the moth helped with the apathy. He’s so big and beautiful!)

I’m done here.