Why hello there, fine human beings. It’s that Christmas-y time of year, I suppose, so let’s fill one of these worthless blog posts with a list. ‘Cause lists are fun.
Here are Christmas songs* ranked from favorite to least favorite, according to me (who else?). Some have comments. Some don’t. Deal with it.
So let’s rankity-rank-rank these bad boys.
Carol of the Bells
Carol of the Bells is fantastic. I don’t know why I like it so much, but I do. It was always my favorite song to play whenever we played Christmas music in band.
Jingle Bell Rock
This is such a chill, relaxing, Christmas-y song. I dig it.
This is another one I like because of band. It’s such a fun song to play and is another quintessential Christmas song. Also brass.
Yay, this song makes me happy. Upbeat, but also pretty chill. Unless you’re one of those people who screams the “I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS” parts. Which we did in band, ‘cause you know, band geeks.
Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree
Another band song!
Joy to the World
Christmas at Ground Zero
If the Weird Al Christmas song isn’t near the top of your list, what are you doing with your life?
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!
My Favorite Things
I don’t quite know how this became a Christmas song, but it is, and I like it, so there ya go.
A Holly Jolly Christmas
O Come, All Ye Faithful
Santa Looked a Lot Like Daddy
I heard this in a Superstore last year and thought it was super cute.
The Twelve Days of Christmas
Deck the Halls
Up on the Housetop
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Christmas Don’t Be Late
I’m just going to put this here.
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
NOT AS CUTE AS SANTA LOOKED A LOT LIKE DADDY
I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas
This song reminds me of my dad, because it was on the Christmas CD he always played while we opened presents.
Christmas Elvis > Regular Elvis. Also, reminds me of this.
Frosty the Snowman
FRIENDS DIE AND LIFE SUCKS
O Holy Night
This gives me flashbacks to Christmas with my dad, where he would always force me to watch White Christmas. I’m so done with that movie, yo.
Little Drummer Boy
I’ll Be Home for Christmas
NO GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD FFFFFFFFFFFF
*This list is limited to the songs I can remember at this moment, so yeah, keep that in mind.