My teeth are a fucking disaster zone. They’re super sensitive to cold (and heat, but less so than cold) and my gums always hurt. They also bleed like hell every time I brush my teeth. Like…lots of blood.

This is entirely my own fault; I used to have really good teeth. I fucked ‘em up. I’ll explain how in a later blog (assuming I get the courage to post it), but yeah.

I’m screwed.