Dear Merriam-Webster: A Suggestion


I submit a new word to you: Blistoe

Blistoe (\ ˈblis-tō \) – noun

Definitions:

  1. a toe that is upwards of 80% covered in blisters by area
  2. a toe so covered in blisters that it is no longer recognizable as an actual toe but instead appears like a giant blister leeching to the front part of a foot
  3. A nightmare-inducing monstrosity that the body should not be capable of producing but will do so under extreme stress

Uses in sentences:

“My 30-mile walks have given me two very painful and very frightening-looking blistoes.”

“OH GOD WHERE’S MY LITTLE TOE oh wait, it’s under that big blister. I guess it’s a blistoe now.”

“This blistoe looks like a tumor.”

“AAAAAAAAAAAH THE PAIN FUCK YOU BLISTOES!!!!”

Etc.

What sayest thou? Speak!