200: My celebrity crush’s name is: Leibniz. Yes, he’s a celebrity. Fight me.

199: I was born in: Moscow, Idaho. In a hospital.

198: I am really: quite a failure.

197: My cellphone company is: …what are they calling themselves now? Freedom? I think so.

196: My eye color is: Hazel, according to my driver’s license, but I think they’re more green.

195: My shoe size is: 8 in Kinvaras, 6-ish in every other shoe brand. Though maybe not anymore. Walking so much might have warped them forever.

194: My ring size is: hell if I know. Is “fat finger” a size?

193: My height is: S CR EW Y OU

192: I am allergic to: pineapple, an asthma medicine, and whatever the hell that tree was in our backyard up on Borah Ave.

191: My 1st car was: non-existent.

190: My 1st job was: Wendy’s. Not a bad job at all!

189: Last book you read: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh can’t remember. Sad, huh?

188: My bed is: pretty much 60% cat hair

187: My pet: is a JAZZY!

186: My best friend: does not exist. I don’t know if I’ve had an actual best friend since elementary school.

185: My favorite shampoo is: in a red bottle. Can’t remember it off the top of my head. Which is funny, ‘cause that’s where shampoo goes.

184: Xbox or ps3: Xbox.

183: Piggy banks are: a weird concept when you really think about it. Let’s feed this porcelain pig some metal and then SMASH IT TO GET THE METAL BACK

182: In my pockets: I DO NOT HAVE

181: On my calendar: cats

180: Marriage is: a wonderful thing if you’re with the right person.

179: Spongebob can: do a lot of things. Especially for a sponge.

178: My mom: is the best mom anyone could ever ask for.

177: The last three songs I bought were?  Whatever the last three days’ songs were. Too lazy to look.

176: Last YouTube video watched: the music video for The Royal Foundry’s Running Away.

175: How many cousins do you have? Fffffffffffive? I think?

174: Do you have any siblings? No, luckily.

173: Are your parents divorced? Yes.

172: Are you taller than your mom? I’m not taller than anyone.

171: Do you play an instrument?  I can play quite a few, yes.

170: What did you do yesterday? Walked. Hated myself. Tried not to die in the heat. The usual.

[ I Believe In ]

169: Love at first sight: I never really used to, but then NATE HAPPENED so now I do.

168: Luck: Yes.

167: Fate: Yes.

166: Yourself: HAH. No.

165: Aliens: Sure.

164: Heaven: Only if Leibniz is there.

163: Hell: Vancouver?

162: God: Nope.

161: Horoscopes: Horoscopes are fun, but I don’t really believe in them.

160: Soul mates: I never really used to, but then NATE HAPPENED so now I do.

156: Orbs: Orbs?

155: Magic: No.

[ This or That ]

154: Hugs or Kisses: Hugs.

153: Drunk or High: Ew, neither.

152: Phone or Online: ONLINE, PLEASE

151: Red heads or Black haired: Black.

150: Blondes or Brunettes: Blondes.

149: Hot or cold: Cold, though I hate both.

148: Summer or winter: Summer, bitches.

147: Autumn or Spring: Autumn.

146: Chocolate or vanilla: If it’s ice cream, vanilla. If it’s pretty much anything else, chocolate.

145: Night or Day: Day.

144: Oranges or Apples: Apples. Oranges are evil.

143: Curly or Straight hair: I’ve always liked straight hair, but that might just be envy.

142: McDonalds or Burger King: McDonald’s.

141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: White chocolate is creepy. Milk chocolate all the way.

140: Mac or PC: PC.

139: Flip flops or high heels: KINVARAS, YOU HEATHENS

138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: Like…physically ugly or personality ugly? If physical, then ugly and rich. I can’t get much uglier than I am right now, anyway. But if personality ugly, then sweet and poor.

137: Coke or Pepsi: KINVARAS, YOU HEATHENS

136: Hillary or Obama: Really?

135: Buried or cremated: Cremated and strewn about Leibniz’ gravesite. I’m not obsessed at all.

134: Singing or Dancing: Singing is wonderful.

133: Coach or Chanel: Don’t care.

132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: Who?

131: Small town or Big city: I love cities.

130: Wal-Mart or Target: Walmart, easy.

129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Ben Stiller.

128: Manicure or Pedicure: I’ve never had either one.

127: East Coast or West Coast: West coast.

126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Christmas.

125: Chocolate or Flowers: Chocolate!

124: Disney or Six Flags: Disney.

123: Yankees or Red Sox: METS

[ Here’s What I Think About ]

122: War: What is it good for?

121: George Bush: What is it good for?

120: Gay Marriage: A-okay.

119: The presidential election: The most recent one? Horrible. America, I am disappoint.

118: Abortion:  I am pro-choice.

117: MySpace: The original home of my blog!

116: Reality TV: Meh.

115: Parents: Mine are great!

113: Ebay: I used to be obsessed with eBay. Not so much anymore.

112: Facebook: A stalker’s best friend.

111: Work: I love teaching…let’s hope I get to do more of it.

110: My Neighbors: Are people I don’t know at all.

109: Gas Prices: I don’t pay much attention to them because 1) I don’t have a car and 2) prices are meaningless to me up here because they’re expressed in “Canadian metric dollars per beaver liter, eh?” or some other conversion that makes no sense to me.

108: Designer Clothes: Pretty and weird, but WAY too expensive.

107: College: Fun!

106: Sports: Baseball only!

105: My family: Yay!

104: The future: I’m nervous about a lot of it, but some of it I’m looking forward to.

[ Last time I ]

103: Hugged someone: Today!

102: Last time you ate: A night or so ago? The days all blend with this walking schedule, haha.

101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: I saw my mom in May. I hadn’t seen her in a while.

100: Cried in front of someone: I was crying yesterday while I was walking. Not sure how many people saw/cared, though.

99: Went to a movie theater: Not too long ago.

98: Took a vacation: I’d say going back to Moscow was a vacation.

97: Swam in a pool: Loooooong time ago.

96: Changed a diaper: I’ve never changed a diaper and plan to never have to.

95: Got my nails done: Never.

94: Went to a wedding: Last July. It was my own!

93: Broke a bone: Never.

92: Got a piercing: 2008, getting my industrial.

91: Broke the law: I jaywalk like a madman.

90: Texted: Today.

[ MISC ]

89: Who makes you laugh the most: My mom’s pretty funny.

88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: Nate. Jazzy. Calgary.

87: The last movie I saw: Hahaha can’t remember.

86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: Seeing my mom in August!

85: The thing im not looking forward to: Pretty much everything else.

84: People call me: FART CANNON

83: The most difficult thing to do is: Trust the drivers around here. How many times have I almost gotten hit by a car while walking? Too many. Too many times.

82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: Never.

81: My zodiac sign is: Aquarius.

80: The first person i talked to today was: Nate.

79: First time you had a crush: Fifth grade, though that whole thing was more than a crush.

76: Right now I am talking to: No one. It’s 4 AM.

75: What are you going to do when you grow up: I AM grown up! I teach stats. Or I did. I hope I still do.

74: I have/will get a job: I have a job. Or I did. I hope I still do.

73: Tomorrow: Is TIME FOR MOAR WALKING

72: Today: Was a day off from walking. 30 miles a day is hard, yo.

71: Next Summer: Will hopefully be similar to this summer. Wonderful job for the first half, walking ALL THE TIME for the second half.

70: Next Weekend: Is for walking.

69: I have these pets: A Jazzy.

68: The worst sound in the world: Babies/kids crying. I know that sound is supposed to be irritating to make a parent tend to the kid, but no. No. Throw me in the ocean.

67: The person that makes me cry the most is: Me. I’m a worthless bag of terribleness.

66: People that make you happy: Nate, my mom, my old band friends, my old roommates.

65: Last time I cried: Yesterday.

64: My friends are: Few and far between.

63: My computer is: My bro.

62: My School: I don’t go to school anymore, but I work at one!

61: My Car: No car for me.

60: I lose all respect for people who: Are mean/abusive to cats. Go fly into the sun.

59: The last movie I cried at was: Sunshine? Sunshine hurts my soul in the best way.

58: Your hair color is: Black.

57: TV shows you watch: Nothing consistently. I will binge watch Metalocalypse on my computer every once and a while, though.

56: Favorite web site: Certainly not that garbage blog, Eigenblogger! Who is the loser that runs that thing, anyway?

55: Your dream vacation: The Leibniz museum in Hanover. You could not get me to leave.

54: The worst pain I was ever in was: Appendicitis was pretty painful.

53: How do you like your steak cooked: Well done. Fight me, it’s a legit way to cook it. I’d rather not be eating blood, thanks.

52: My room is: Okay.

51: My favorite celebrity is: IT’S STILL LEIBNIZ!

50: Where would you like to be: Walking, haha.

49: Do you want children: GOD NO

48: Ever been in love: I’m in love right now!

47: Who’s your best friend: I don’t have one.

46: More guy friends or girl friends: Probably guy friends, though I don’t have many friends at all right now.

45: One thing that makes you feel great is: Walking!

44: One person that you wish you could see right now: My mom.

43: Do you have a 5 year plan: It’s hard to have a 5-year plan when your job is currently semester-to-semester, though I’d like to think that will change sometime soon.

42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: I did once. I have no idea what was on it now.

41: Have you pre-named your children: You mean the children that will never, ever be brought into existence? Yes. And part of the reason why I shouldn’t have children is because of the ridiculous names I’d give them.

40: Last person I got mad at: Myself.

39: I would like to move to: Bah. I wanna stay in Calgary.

38: I wish I was a professional: Leibniz researcher. That’s probably the only thing better than being a stats instructor for me.

[ My Favorites ]

37: Candy: Peanut M&Ms. Not even a contest.

36: Vehicle: Those Jeeps with the plastic backs.

35: President: MILLARD FILLMORE

34: State visited: California’s cool if you go to the right places (read: anywhere but San Francisco)

33: Cellphone provider: Meh.

32: Athlete: I don’t know if I have one. Evgeni Plushenko is a badass.

31: Actor: Tom Hanks?

30: Actress: I’m not sure. I always thought Michelle Trachtenberg was very cool and pretty.

29: Singer: I’m not sure.

28: Band: Probably Coldplay.

27: Clothing store: Does Goodwill count?

26: Grocery store: CANADIAN SUPERSTORE

25: TV show: Metalocalypse. I will always love Metalocalypse.

24: Movie: Sunshine.

23: Website: Wasn’t this already a question?

22: Animal: Cat.

21: Theme park: Is Silverwood a theme park?

20: Holiday: The most important holiday of all: Groundhog’s Day.

19: Sport to watch: Baseball.

18: Sport to play: I haven’t played sports in a long time.

17: Magazine: I used to read Time.

16: Book: The Caine Mutiny.

15: Day of the week: I like Tuesdays. I have no idea why.

14: Beach: Don’t have one.

13: Concert attended: The only one I’ve been to is OK Go, so…OK Go.

12: Thing to cook: My broccoli and penne thing I’ve been making for dinner since 2010.

11: Food: Anything plain.

10: Restaurant: Either Cougar Country or Mongolian BBQ.

9: Radio station: I always liked 106.3 in Moscow.

8: Yankee candle scent: Hah.

7: Perfume: HAH.

6: Flower: Sunflower? I dunno.

5: Color: Orange.

4: Talk show host: No idea.

3: Comedian: Brian Regan!

2: Dog breed: I’ve always liked golden retrievers.

1: did you answer all these truthfully ? WHO KNOWS?!?!?!