So remember when I made this little breakdown of how I felt about specific walking distances?

15+ miles: Good walk!
12 – 15 miles: Decent walk!
9 – 12: Yeah, sure, okay.
8 – 9: At least you moved a little. Sort of.
< 7: GO DIE IN A CORNER YOU LAZY CRAP

Yeah, it’s even worse now. Updated version:

18+ miles: Good walk!
16 – 18 miles: Decent walk!
14 – 16: Yeah, sure, okay.
13 – 14: At least you moved a little. Sort of.
< 13: GO DIE IN A CORNER YOU LAZY CRAP

There’s got to be an upper limit to this, but I haven’t found it yet.