It’s a survey. I BET YOU WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT, HUH?

When you wash your hands, do you use the cold or hot tap?
Depends on the ambient temperature. If it’s like 10000 degrees outside, I’ll use cold. If it’s freezing outside, I’ll wait until the water gets hot.

If you had to be straight/gay for a day (whichever you’re currently not!), what celebrity would you most like to take on a date?
Freaking crap, I don’t know. I don’t know any celebrities’ personalities, really, so I’d have to go by looks. Therefore, I pick Michelle Trachtenberg.

What is the biggest injury you’ve ever sustained and how did you do it?
Probably concussion #1. I was pretty young (younger than first grade I think) and I was climbing on the outside of a tall slide. My mom kept telling me not to, but I was a defiant little bugger and did it anyway. Then I fell off into the sand and got a pretty bad concussion.

What is the most unusual food you’ve ever eaten?
Escargot? I’m not very adventurous when it comes to trying different foods.

What is the most unique animal you’ve ever touched?
A squid? It was dead, but I touched it. And dissected it.

What’s the most expensive gift you’ve ever bought for someone? How much did it cost and who was it for?
I have absolutely no idea.

Which 3 countries would you like to live in and why?
Germany. One word: Hanover.
Antarctica. Because I still really, really, really, really, really want to go down there. Though this gets rated lower than Germany ‘cause I have hesitations about causing environmental damage down there, especially considering the most feasible mode of transportation would be some sort of cruise ship.
Sweden. Because I’ve already been to Stockholm once and I really, really liked it.

If you could wake up tomorrow and be fluent in 3 additional languages, which would you choose?
French, German, Latin. Then I could read ALL THE LEIBNIZ!
(But does Latin count? If not, then Basque. )

Which would you rather out of these 3 options?
A: Be good looking and extremely intelligent but so poor you live on the streets.
B: Be extremely intelligent and a millionaire but what society classes as ugly.
C: Be good looking and a millionaire but extremely academically challenged? Why?
Definitely B. I’ve already got the ugly part going for me, so I’d be happy to take some smarts and some money.

What’s the scariest nightmare you’ve ever had? Describe it in detail.
Right here.

Would you rather raise 25 children or have the chance of ever having children taken away? Why?
I think I’d lose my mind if I even had to raise one child, so…

Would you rather go on a relaxing beach type holiday to the Caribbean, a cultural holiday to Japan or an adventure packed holiday to South Africa?
I chose Hanover, dammit!

Put these in order of your favourite movie genre to least: Horror, action, thriller, adventure, superhero, romance, drama, comedy, musical and dance?
Drama
Comedy
Action
Thriller
Superhero
Adventure
Musical
Dance
Romance
Horror

If you had to lose one of the 5 senses, which would you choose and why?
Considering I’m already missing one, I think I get a free pass!
(I’d probably choose my sense of taste if I had to lose another one.)

What have been the top 3 most brilliant days of this year? Describe them in as much or as little detail as you like.
This year has SUCKED, bro. Suckity Suck Suckerson McGee.

How many concerts have you been to in your life and which was your favourite? If you’ve not been to one, who would you most like to see?
I have never been to a concert, how sad is that? However, some of the performers I’d like to see include Lady Gaga, Muse, Coldplay, and Dethklok.
OOH WAIT, I’ve seen Capitol Steps in concert, do they count?