A – Act your age?
Probably not. I feel like I act like a teenager, but I don’t really know.

B – Born on what day of the week?
Tuesday, bitches! I believe it was a full moon, too.

C – Chore you hate?
I hate hanging up my clothes in the closet. HATE IT. It’s like the easiest chore ever, but it’s super stressful for me for some reason.

D – Dad’s name?
Robert/Bob.

E – Essential makeup item?
Probably just foundation, though I really dig wearing inappropriately gaudy eye shadow.

F – Favorite actor?
I dig Tom Hanks. He’s awesome.

G – Gold or silver?
Gold. I like silver, but I really like the look of gold.

H – Hometown?
The ‘Scow.

I – Instruments you play?
Uh…clarinet, bass clarinet, alto and tenor sax, flute, oboe, tuba…I might be missing something.

J – Job title?
Lecturer! I FREAKING LOVE MY JOB AND I’M SO SAD IT’S ALMOST OVER.

K – Kids?
Nooooooooo thank you. I don’t think I could handle spawn. I can’t even handle other peoples’ spawn.

L – Living arrangements?
…Not ideal. BUT THEY SHALL BE A’CHANGIN’ SOON!

M – Mom’s name?
Karen!

N – Need…
Reassurance that everything’s going to work out in the next few months.

O – Overnight hospital stays?
Twice, both in Vancouver. I was…not having a good time for a few months there at the end.

P – Phobia?
I don’t think I have anything that would qualify as a phobia.

Q – Quote or phrase you like?
Can I give a palindrome? “Massive Levi’s, Sam!”

R – Religious affiliation?
Don’t have one. My beliefs are somewhat similar to hylozoism, but that’s not really a religion.

S – Siblings?
I have ZERO!

T – Time you wake up?
Uh…9:30 AM? I go to bed around 7 AM though, so…

U – Unique talent?
I can twirl a PVC pipe like a baton with my toes. Or at least I used to be able to…haven’t tried it in like 12 years.

V – Vegetable you refuse to eat?
Celery is disgusting. Stringy water is narsty.

W – Worst habit?
Um…let’s not talk about that.

X – X-rays you’ve had?
I had one done on my leg once because I had a baseball bat thrown directly at my shin. Yay for high school P.E. I don’t think I’ve had any others…?

Y – Yummy food you make?
My salads are pretty rockin’. Carrots, radishes, cauliflower, broccoli, and, of course, lettuce.

Z – Zodiac Sign?
Aquarius!