Every so often I get an overwhelming urge to buy stuff.

Just…buy stuff. Lots of it all at once.

Does this happen to others, or is it a product of 26 years of watching my dad speed-dial QVC every other day?* Either way, I feel bad when such urges surface. I don’t always act on them, and when I do I only buy two or three things at most, but still.

I actually think I just like getting stuff in the mail. Maybe I need a penpal or something.

*Not an exaggeration.